PS III Game-a-minute

Rhys:
I'm getting married.

Maia:
Help, I'm being kidnapped!

Rhys:
I'll save you! (he does)

Maia:
Now we can get married!

Lena:
Or you can forget about her, and marry me instead for no particular reason!

Rhys:
Hmmm...

(If RHYS chooses MAIA, he'll have a SON who'll also have TWO POSSIBLE BRIDES and will also have a SON, who'll eventually SAVE the WORLD and FLY OFF in a GIANT SPACESHIP. HOWEVER, if he chooses LENA, he'll have a SON who'll also have TWO POSSIBLE BRIDES and will also have a SON, who'll eventually SAVE the WORLD and FLY OFF in a GIANT SPACESHIP.)

Dark Force:
Bwahahahaha! And I'm behind it all again!

Rhys:
Actually, it's my fault this time. I should've just married Mieu so I wouldn't have had to worry about all this generation crap.